Constant Craving

(from k.d. lang’s Grammy-winning CD “Ingénue”)

Sichuan Day 6, Part 2

Across from the New Mexico women there was a narrow wooden railing.

2123 Railing

I understand the admonition against sitting on the railing, but lying?  Really.

After browsing through the goodies for sale, we crossed a bridge to the far side of the lake…

2124 Bridge with people

…to look at more rivers…

2125 Flooded trees

…and waterfalls,…

2126 Waterfall

…along with everyone else.

2127 People near river

[Postscript:  Sometime between when we were there and now there was a serious earthquake at Jiu Zhai Gou, and a friend told me that this beautiful waterfall was destroyed.]

Lunchtime!!!  Why is it that I’m ALWAYS hungry?  Halfway back to our village we stopped at a little outpost where they sold instant lunches, and we bought a couple of these alleged “ready-to-eat” things.

2128 Ready-to-cook lunch

I said “I’m starving.  Let’s eat.”  But then I uncovered instructions…

2129 Lunch instructions

…that not even Einstein would have been able to decipher.  (He could not read Chinese either.)  A picture may be worth a thousand words, but if all those words are in Chinese, well…

So, X23 dismantled this apparatus and spread the various parts in front of her.

2130 Contents

She gave me tasks that she thought I could handle, such as stirring the cooked-but-cold rice.

2131 Mixing rice

X23 then put the heating pad (loaded with toxic chemicals, no doubt) in the bottom of the container and poured the little bag of water over it.

2132 Water and heat bag

She then placed the rice in the container,…

2133 Place rice

…covered the whole thing, then put that in the accompanying plastic bag.

2134 Place in bag

The instructions say (so I was told) to wait until it puffs up, which it did.

2135 Wait until puffs

X23 then assigned me the task of adding the goop…

2136 Add goop

…and mixing it in with the rice.

2137 Mix goop

The lunch box came with a toothpick, also.

2138 Picking teeth

The food was good and so was the view.

2139 Lunch view

After lunch, we followed the crystal clear directions to the bus stop to take us home.

2140 Directions

As is very common in China, to get to the exit, you have to pass through a labyrinth of sales booths.  In this place, we found butterflies in amber, …

2141 Amber

…some stuff that looked like saffron, …

2142 Saffron

and the pièce de résistance, dried caterpillars.  Yum!

2143 Caterpillars

2144 Signature